
(Try reading with a "Billy Connolly" accent)
What have I got to do
to get closer to you?
I've tried making you a brew
and loitering outside the loo...
Incidental, short poems in English and Spanish
(lo lamento: mi teclado no tiene acentos!)
"Oh idle reader who with your time regales me
These humble pages will, I hope, amuse -
But should they not, then may at least my Muse
Bestow her grace upon her one-man army"