15 January 2009

To a toilet seat


O toilet seat, I took no notice
while you strained under my weight
and my whole family's, day in, day out
Sunrise to sunset and later still

O toilet seat, now you have broken
and in your fancy design your little revenge
unfolds in a miriad of fruitless visits and phone calls
to high street retailers and trade establishments
who cannot help me find a replacement
to do your dirty work and bear the mass
of two adults and three children
day in, day out, sunrise to sunset and into the wee hour
up and down and up again
until your fancy cushioned hinges give up the ghost
and I get on the phone or the car to resolve
this agonising problem I hadn't seen coming
when I went to B&Q on another cold morning
and a fancy bathroom suite I scooped in the sales.

29 November 2008

Paracas, the Cathedral

Paracas, the Cathedral, a rock formation
Stood like a monument on the beach
One day the earthquake came
Nobody was expecting it

Paracas, the Cathedral, an arch of rock over the sea
Then nobody had much sleep to lose
Or any need for innefective icons.

26 September 2008

Yellowing leaves

Yellowing leaves
Post piled up and unopened
Someone has gone on holiday

04 September 2008

What I must never do is blink

What I must never do is blink
when I am writing - it wastes ink
No more stopping twice to think
What I must do more oft is link
my brain and heart before they sink

What I must never do is yawn
when I am writing on the lawn
having been there since before dawn
wanting to be completetely alone
ending up tired and forlorn

What I must never do is grin
when I am writing - drink some gin!
Let all the ideas my head spin
that's the only way a boy can win
and, like a snake, shed his skin




18 August 2008

Morality tale


An invisible stain now adorns my white ceiling
The ceiling I painted white, for I gave it three coats
It was a fiddly job, what with wallpaper patterns
You must use a small brush and up and down a walkway
made up of two planks resting on two stools
work your way, up and down on thick planks
with your brush in your hand, it is neckbreaking work,
inch by inch covering the ceiling paper in white satin.

Then one day a little accident at the dinner table
red wine spilled all over, in all directions scattered
a lone drop even reaches your ceiling, you spounge it off with water
a lone drop of red wine, you rub it off and then you think it's gone
a lone drop of red wine, you never again mention it to anyone

but you know it is there, when your eyeballs meander
to the patterned wall paper which since covers your ceiling
but you know it is there, where you wiped it with water.

Now your wife, on she talks about the holiday arrangements
Now your child asks again if he can have some more gravy
Now you awake from your dream at the family table.

07 July 2008

Rosita

Las flores que he cogido en tu jardin
las he hecho un 'bouquet' para mi amor
mi amor paso la noche en un bulin
y ya no puedo mas con el olor

de chelas y de puchos y de orin
que se combinan en tremendo hedor
con sutiles trazos de aserrin
y todo exacerbado en el calor

eso fue ayer - ahora mi amor duerme
a pierna suelta ronca si pudor
y espera, al levantarse, un 'feliz dia'

pero mientras el yace, ebrio e inerme
yo en la cocina este bouquet preparo
y una breve nota de despedida.

20 June 2008

Day in progress haiku

The office plant pot
A building casts its shadow
Light of a day in progress

14 May 2008

A haiku out of Penrith


Single lane country road
the hissing of old wheels
one more dead little rabbit

24 April 2008

En el dia de San Jorge...

Que suenen las campanas en la plaza
en homenaje a nuestro patron santo
y que me den del sueldo un adelanto
para irme de 'weekend' con una flaca...

19 March 2008

Seis ovejas







May sheep safely graze…

Seis ovejas descansan en el medio
De un campo verde rodeado de tractores
Es un campo de pasto en que, sin flores,
Las ovejas se sumerjen en el tedio
De una manana gris de mudo invierno
Que veo desde mi veloz ventana
En un tren que va con rumbo a Londres.
Seis ovejas en invierno comen pasto
Yo desde un tren brevemente las veo
Y envidio su existencia sin deseos.

03 March 2008

Dejame, alma, intentarlo de nuevo

Dejame, alma, intentarlo de nuevo
y llenar de palabras el pequeno cuaderno
que importa si el poema me resulta hasta el cuerno
que importa si los versos me salen hasta el huevo

Dejame, corazon, que desista de ruegos:
Este es de las palabras el maldito y eterno
combate en que las fuerzas negras del averno
buscan que amilanarme con pestilente fuego

Dejame, cuerpo, intentar todavia
liberar mis pasiones con palabras hiladas
en libretas de notas que van siempre conmigo

Otra vez mi exaltada cancion, alma mia,
Probare a liberar de su celda de mente
en libretas de notas que me brindan su abrigo.

04 February 2008

Pais de leche y miel...

Recientemente hemos comprado un sofa nuevo, por deterioro del anterior. Lo que no les conte es el rollazo de deshacernos del sofa anterior. Como lo que ocurre con los automoviles viejos, esta es una ocasion para que las diferencias entre el 1er mundo y el 3ro se pongan en evidencia.

La opcion obvia hubiera sido pagar un adicional para que los que me trajeron el sofa nuevo se llevaran el viejo. Hubiera costado unos 80 dolares, pero como el municipio aqui ofrece hasta dos recojos al an~o para objectos grandes (electrodomesticos, muebles), optamos por acogernos a eso. El incoveniente es que lo hacen en dia fijo, cuando hay cupo. Ademas, el recojo lo hacen de la puerta para afuera - o sea, habia que sacar el sofa a la calle en la manana del dia "D".

Asi, estuvimos semana y media con el sofa viejo entre la sala y el comedor - comodo, pero ocupando espacio. El dia esperado, sacamos el sofa a la calle... y nada! Cheryl se habia equivocado de dia - los basureros pasaron pero se fueron con las manos vacias. Re-programar el recojo nos daba dos semanas mas de espera. Asi que no me quedo mas remedio que... tomar mis herramientas y descuajeringar, despedazar y destrozar el pobre sofa, cuya unica macula y pecado fue que la tela se habia gastado y roto - el armatoste, la estructura, estaba intacta. Hacerlo re-cubrir nos hubiera costado 65% del costo del sofa nuevo (pero en tela, no cuero - o sea, un falso ahorro).

Debo confesar que me senti culpable, serruchando y cortando el sofa para poder acomodarlo en la camioneta - tratamos, les aseguro, de encontrar una organizacion caritativa, que las hay, al estilo de los traperos de Emaus tan queridos de mi mama, para que se llevara el sofa. Pero la respuesta fue siempre la misma: si esta roto o raido, no les interesa. Aun para la caridad, en este pais hay estandares que cubrir! Si fuera ropa o cosas mas ligeras (celulares, computadoras) se podrian enviar al 3er mundo. Pero no sofas.

28 December 2007

In the total darkness, a little light goes a long way


It was Easter 1986. I was supposed to go with a party of Scouts on a walking weekend in the Canta area, in the Andes just East of Lima (Peru). I was one of the six adults in the party of around 18. A change in my exams timetable meant I could not leave with the group in the morning coach to Canta. My namesake JC was in a similar situation, so we arranged to meet up and take a 4pm coach instead - it should put is in Canta by 6pm, just at dusk, and we should then be able to make the 3mile walk from Canta - at the top of the valley - to Obrajillo, the village by the river near which we'd be camping for the first night. Sergio, the leader, had prepared a map with the camping spot marked in it. Easy.


Of course, it didn't work out as planned. The coach took four hours to reach Canta - it got there at 8pm. It was a moonless night, and fog had covered the entire valley. My mate and I walked the four streets that made up the town of Canta and took the road to Obrajillo - apparently the only people to do such thing that night. We had no torch with us and could not see beyond our noses. At some point we heard water running - a small stream of water that run across the winding road, but since it had been raining the day before, we suspected it might have grown wider. When we got close enough we kneeled down to touch the water, then tried to guess the width of the stream, hoped there'd be no obstacles on the other side, and jumped. Good news: we got across unharmed. Bad: we fell short, and ended up wet to the ankles.

When we finally got to Obrajillo the fog had lifted. Only the village square had street lights. We followed the map, took the path out of the village towards the mountains and after a mile or so reached the end - the cobblestoned way marked by half-height stone walls on boths sides became just a winding path going up to the foothills of the mountain. There we hesitated. According to the map our group should be right there, but in the dead silence of the night (in the Andes people rise early and retire early - at 9.30pm there wasn't a soul in sight) we couldn't hear a thing or see any lights. We panicked. We called, shouted, blew our whistles - no response. We assumed we had misread the map - perhaps the campsite was on the opposite side of the river. We walked back through the village, through the cemetery end (how is that for atmospheric?), over a footbridge and down the path on the opposite bank.

From there, we saw it: a light was shining on the other site, very near where we had just been. It was a flickering light inside a tent - in the pitch dark it seemed so near! We rushed to it - it took us a good 30' to get there. To our huge disappointment, the light belonged to a parafin lamp lit by some peasants guarding their field from a makeshift shelter.

Beaten, we strolled into the village. We found one shop open, a frail woman and a single candle on the counter. We begged her to let us stay the night but she refused. She helpfully suggested we tried Don Melchor's - he was known to rent rooms to travellers. His was the house right next to the church on the village square. We went there and gently tapped on the door. Nothing. We tried again, this time whispering 'Don Melchor, Don Melchor'. Nothing. An old man sitting on the steps of the church, cigarette in hand, looked on. Panic once more seized us - we frantically started beating the door with our walking sticks and shouting 'Don Melchor!, Don Melchor!'.

The old man from the Church stood up and came towards us. Then he said calmly 'Yes, young men? I am Don Melchor'. How we spent the night at his place, how we found our comrades the following morning and how the whole expedition came to a successful end, will be the matter of another note.

01 December 2007

A train journey

I do the Manchester – London train trip, on average, twice a month. It hardly feels like ‘London’ – it is more like a long local commute – especially if I have plenty to do during the journey. Then I get immersed in my stuff and suddenly we are there. Arriving into London is like joining a cattle stampede – a rush out of the train, into the station and down the escalators to the Tube, then more – and more frantic – rushing down more escalators. I emerge out of a side-exit of the Charing Cross Tube station – but right on Trafalgar Square, just round the corner from the office, to which I always dash, hardly ever stopping to appreciate my surroundings and the fact that I am in the heart of one of the world’s greatest cities.

Sometimes, when the weather is nice and I have a bit of time to spare, I do walk from Euston to Trafalgar Sq. I don’t follow a carefully mapped out route – I roughly know which direction to take, and sometimes I take little detours that, in the square-and-grid pattern my South American mind still expects in any large city, I hope will take me roughly to my destination – only that in England they don’t. Sometimes I end up on the Strand and the BBC’s Bush House, sometimes I err towards Regent Street and Piccadilly Circus. Today I walked through the thick of Soho and its cafes, bars, cinemas and ‘bookshops’. Sometimes I say to myself that, one day, I’ll build enough time so that I can stop by one of these cafes run by Turks, Lebanese, Cypriots and what have you. But part of me knows that, in London, the price alone will be enough to disappoint you – not to mention the indifferent service provided by underpaid Polish or Czech girls that look like they should be called Olga or Alena.

Walking back from Euston at the end of the working day is a even rarer treat – why, most of the time I’m late or feel that I should be getting home after indulging in some unscheduled networking in Head Office (‘good for my career’ I assure my wife). London is even more frantic at dusk than it is in the morning – people aren’t just in a hurry, they look really desperate, perhaps overwhelmed by the pressures a long commute puts on them and their families; perhaps wary of what the evening ahead has in store for them. There are of course pockets of contentment – the young and care free, the affluent, the tourist, students who by the most part seem not too have too terrible a time or to live quite as far as the average working Sussex-based commuter.

When, like today, I take the tram back to Euston, I’m always grateful for the tip a Head Office colleague passed on to me years ago: don’t do the obvious and take the Northern Line straight to Euston. On paper it seems to make sense, but it involves a lot more walking, deeper into Charing Cross, then more escalators at Euston. From Trafalgar, at the Admiralty Arch end, take the subway straight down and go for the Jubilee line. Then count two stops – alight at Oxford Circus. Cross to the adjacent platform and - voila! – you can take the Victoria line to Euston, only two stops away. When it works, it works a treat – especially when you strike ‘synchronicity’ and the change happens seamlessly. There are unlucky days, of course – once I got on the Jubilee line only to find Oxford Circus had been closed due to a security scare, and had no option but to go the long way round – and miss my train in the process.

Once on the concourse in Euston, I follow a sort of ritual – unless time is up, I always go to a shop called ‘Journey’s Friend’ and buy myself an ice cream, then go wait until they announce the platform for the Manchester train. I should find out why, when they seem able to announce all other platforms for all other trains well in advance, the Manchester one is withheld until the very last minute. I’ve concluded that it is because someone in Euston does not like Mancunians, and gets some sort of perverse pleasure out of seeing a whole bunch of us standing on the concourse, then running off the minute the platform is announced, blatantly vying for the best possible seat – the table seat, aisle so that one can hog the whole table and have room for stretching one’s legs; or window, so as to have access to the power point and ensure that one can spread the old laptop without worrying that the battery will run out. It doesn’t matter if you haven’t really got any urgent work to do – it looks good and one can always use the time writing witty little articles about train journeys.

Dos peruanos

Ayer en la estacion conoci a dos peruanos
Tomaba mi café y escuche el viejo acento
Y por unos segundos, retrocedi en el tiempo
A las calles de Lima en los largos veranos

Ayer en la estacion dos peruanos hablaban
Y tomaban café en la mesa de al lado

12 November 2007

The Brave One

I sat alone in the Forbidden Cinema
Among the chairs, all upholstered red
and watched the trailers with mighty content
a night in town before going to bed

I sat alone and when the movie started
I prayed to God he would spare me the worst
and watched the characters as they damaged each other
and heard their laughter which was offered in jest

I sat alone in the deserted theatre
which showed a movie which was coated in pain
then I walked out to the comfort of strangers
and sought the shelter that was brought by the rain

15 October 2007

Through cloud and sunshine

Look at you, through morning fog and mist
Look at you, emerging from a cloud
Reflective vest, red warning lights and proud
Lycra-clad goddess who makes morning mist lift

14 August 2007

Waterfall

What end could be most beautiful
for the mountain stream
and its meandering course

Through the barren landscape
under a grey sky
suddenly the view of the valley
all doubt removed about its destiny

08 August 2007

Por visitar mi chifa favorito

Por visitar mi chifa favorito
me subi a una combi en la Arequipa:
zarandeo procaz, que bien me equipa
para apreciar de un buen chaufa el saborcito.

15 June 2007

Divertimento duelistico

Angelica, tu me cortas
con molinetes de maga
y de tajos con tu daga
cercenas mi arteria aorta!