The sun shines mockingly outside my front door
Slippery ice covers the pavement
- the walk to school just got more interesting
Musn't forget to ring pest control services
Report that garden rat
I know it's only one but my neighbour too has seen it
At work the powers that be await to quiz me
None too happy with my results
But we don't call them that, we call them 'outcomes'
And I tread on the ice as if walking on egg shells
Telling my children 'be careful! Don't run off lest you should fall!'
That'll really make us late
and earn us a chat with the head teacher
and our name on the register,
please sign here and here
Then I think of the rat lurking deep in my garden
Slippery ice covers the pavement
- the walk to school just got more interesting
Musn't forget to ring pest control services
Report that garden rat
I know it's only one but my neighbour too has seen it
At work the powers that be await to quiz me
None too happy with my results
But we don't call them that, we call them 'outcomes'
And I tread on the ice as if walking on egg shells
Telling my children 'be careful! Don't run off lest you should fall!'
That'll really make us late
and earn us a chat with the head teacher
and our name on the register,
please sign here and here
Then I think of the rat lurking deep in my garden
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